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DHAKA MIXED HASH – RUN NO
1357 |
1st September
2007 |
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Location: Tongi and beyond |
Duration:
69mins |
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The Hash
‘abridged’ |
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Hares:
Clothballs, Can’tPull, TunelessCow, MintyHole, BabyBear |
Hashers: 65 |
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Virgins: Justin, Kelly, Katherine, Family Goldman,
Heiner, Julie, Maýa |
New
runners/Visitors: GrandSlam, Aman, Lynne, John |
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Returnees:
Fred, Olof |
Leavers:
Warm&Fluffy, WebFart, Circumcised |
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Get-a-lifers:
Clothballs (175), MintyHole (575) |
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Bus to where? |
The RV There’s always
an opportunity to shop when we meet at Tongi Bata Shoe: BlowJob didn’t
hesitate to add to her flip-flop collection while we waited for the hash cash
to arrive. Hashers queued
dutifully to sign up and pay. A second queue sprung up as WebFart arrived
with the t-shirts which were supposed to have been handed out the previous
week! The GM
eventually told us all to listen to the hares who gave us detailed
instructions on how to find the B-point. In the end we all just followed the
AISD bus which contained hare MintyHole who knew exactly where he was going
(because this is Minty’s country!!) and co-hare BabyBear. Having weaved
our way along a narrow winding road hashers spilled out into some virgin-like
territory and told to go and wait by the bridge – apparently to let the hares
work out where we were and where we were going! The Run A great run in
relatively new territory, although confusion abounded due to the big fat lies
and misdirection of hares Can’tPull and Clothballs; it was left to MintyHole
to save the day (expiration date for some) for a few of the non-FRBs who were
unlikely to see their way on in from yet another trail to nowhere. Whilst the
floodwaters were on the decline, there was plenty of mud around for those who
chose the wrong paths. Back on dryer land hashers made their way across the
rice paddies, along the avenues of saplings, and stomped all over freshly
arranged hay (so much for cultural sensitivity). Foreskin found a summer
blossom to pluck and wedge behind his ear – to attract young muscular local
attention no doubt! Three quarters
of the way around the walkers and runners rendezvoused, but with 15mins to go
there were bound to be a few loops ahead for the runners. Whilst walkers
waved on by, runners headed out into the paddy fields again, with a brief
stop to provide Penís with a quick lesson in how to milk a cow; somehow the
non-bumpies didn’t appear too excited at what they saw but I did notice
Challenger’s eyes raise up to the heavens! A sighting of
the cars up ahead spurred the FRBs on and before too long we arrived at a previously
employed B-point where a convenient haystack provided a much needed resting
spot for Shams – the lazy bastard. |
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Pretty boy |
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Walk on by… |
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Teat yourself! |
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Bottoms up … or not |
The Circle Whilst we
gathered for the circle the hares provided us with veggie rolls and meat (of
the indeterminate variety) pies. HM Penís called us to order and, due the
fact that we all had our mouths full of food, was able to conduct the
preliminaries in relative quiet (a first!?). A thank you to
the hares for a lovely run. A welcome to those virgins who’d stayed on;
bollocks to those who’d already left. A welcome again for a few new runners
including a new Danish Embassy Intern Aman and a couple of AISD teachers
who’d rocked up from Ohio and Karachi. A quick run through
the returnees and leavers (WF and W&F off to have sex again) then onto
the momentous achievement by Clothballs of 175 runs. Even more momentous (or
sad) was the achievement of 575 hashes by our very own MintyHole: Get a
Life!! A quick pre-RA
interlude by Foreskin as he related the sad sorry tale of 2 hashers from New
Haven who set out to set a trail with flour and chose the wrong detour
through the local Ikea store which, having witnessed the flour-sprinkling,
were in fear of suspected anthrax poisoning and had closed their store for
the day; for the full story follow see below. RA WebFart
then highlighted Foreskin’s flower-antic, but more disturbingly Horse’sArse’s
picking it up to return it. Don’t fall in
a muddy ditch like FartEcho and Eva or you’ll make a name for yourself; in
this case it was Eva who became ‘SlipperyHole’. Both of them earned a DD for
being ‘arses over tits’. Thanks for the
food, but DD to the ‘quick swallowers’ who managed to keep talking whilst the
rest of us chowed down. Whilst TunelessCow was heard to utter the works: ‘I
wish Infused were here’, BlowJob supplemented the gap by complaining about
the lack of Hash-Horn and poor organisation (so you’re not in Zambia any
more!!!). On joining the
walk towards the end, WebFart found a lone BabyBear going her own way: ‘super
ultra front walking hare’. Shams was berated for his nap in the haystack:
‘super lazy bastard’. A round of
songs of the hashing variety wound up the proceedings and next week’s hash
was announced: Little Italy 4:30pm. |
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Happy newbies? |
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Clothballs on 175 |
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Mega–kiss to Minty for 575 |
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From Eva to SlipperyHole |
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