DHAKA MIXED HASH – RUN NO 1377		29^th December 2007
Time: 60mins Distance: 7km		Location: Beyond Bashundhara
Not quite beach-side condominiums but lots of sand
Hares: BlowPipe, RocksOff, MostObscene, LittleBigHorn			Hashers: 39
Virgins: Melinda, Anjum			Visitors: Audrey the cut-out-doll
Returnees: Sarah Florea, SexStarvedInSrimangal			Milestones: BlowPipe (100)
Playing dangerously on the tracks	The RV RocksOff and BlowPipe’s place in Baridhara was the A point, with some kind of fruity punch on offer to get us warmed up. Once gathered the hares told us that there was an A-S-H-A run ahead of us so we headed off on convoy to the ‘S’ point on the airport road. The Run A quick reminder by the hares that we were on our way to an ‘H’ point, from where we would head back on convoy to the ‘A’ point for the circle. Possibly too complicated for most hashers! Hashers first crossed the railway line then headed off on an interesting run/walk across the wide open and very sandy spaces between the airport and Bashundhara. The usual obstacles included streams to leap and bamboo bridges to negotiate. Sand is not easy to run on so a half-kilometre of false trail across a particularly sandy spot was not welcomed by those who sink into the sand more than most! The trail eventually led us back to Bashundhara and around to the International School Dhaka (ISD) – the ‘H’ point where the cars awaited. As hashers climbed back into their cars, a few intrepid runners decided to stretch their legs a bit further and hot-foot it back to the ‘A’ point. Considering Dhaka’s traffic these runners arrived ahead of the convoy! The Circle Hashers gathered on the lawn and WebFart stepped up as deputy Hash Mistress. Hares were abused and/or thanked and virgins were welcomed. SexStarvedInSrimangal, having returned to visit hubbie Bozo, had obviously been SexStarved in the UK as well. BlowPipe received his certificate and 100 run mug before the HM handed over to RA Bozo. As Bozo launched into his first misdemeanour for the ‘romantic ones and a hash shit’ about a birthday gift for RocksOff from KBKC and BlowPipe the jealous husband, BushLover and Homeless carried on their own private party. They were soon on their hands and knees ‘putting up with lots of arse’. Warm&Fluffy had been spotted on convoy waving out of her car window like royalty: ‘her majesty the queen’. Groper, Minty, the running hares and Warm&Fluffy led the non camel-footed Bozo out across the sands on a pointless false trail into the ‘Sahara Desert’. Down down to the ‘easily misled’. Matthieus provided a hip thrusting re-enactment of his difficult crossing of the bamboo bridge; he looked like he was trying to shag it so down down to the ‘bridge fucker’. Considering LBH’s small portions and the beer-drinking abilities of the Germans, another German-sized DD quickly followed for Matthieus. Scorn being poured upon the idiots who decided to run back from the ‘H’ point to the ‘A’ point was rudely interrupted by Homeless’ mobile phone. On investigation it turned out that Homeless was chatting up a non-hasher called Bonnie whilst on the hash: ‘bonnie’. Could we possibly be in the jungle? It seems that RailJerker thinks so as he was wearing the wildest tiger jacket you’ve ever seen, courtesy of the Malang Hash in Java; ‘in the jungle’. Back to Matthieus who had apparently been on only 6 hashes but had already held 2 parties! Time for a name and ‘BambooBender’ chosen. As we neared the end MostObscene called for Next Week’s Hash, surely the job of the Hash Mistress, so down down to the ‘HM wannabee’. Announcements: An invitation to dinner by BlowPipe Next week’s hash: 3pm on-convoy from airport tits.
A quick kiss for Audrey the cut out doll, visiting from the US
Walkers in no hurry
A leap for BumDeal while TrekOrTreat levitates across
Photo - op
An LGED bridge built by WSP?
All hail to the hares	Virgins find it funny			SexStarved returns for sex
BlowPipe does it 100 times	BushLover’s shame			Homeless prays for mercy
New shoes	Sexual re-enactment?			Idiots who ran back from the ‘H’ point
Hello Bonnie	Tigers in the jungle			BambooBender