DHAKA MIXED HASH – RUN NO 1392			1^st March 2008
Distance: 6.8km; Time: 55mins			Location: ISD Bashundhara
Can’tPull takes charge of lots of bush
Hares: Groper, Foreskin, Itjieh, Jendi, RailJerker			Hashers: 46
Returnees: JollyRogered, Hareless		Leavers: SlipperyHole		Virgin: Caleb
Milestones: PubicHare (125), Bashir (25), 5-year-old-shit (50), Extortionist (50)
Penís leading the pack	It’s now over a month (nearly 2) since Towed left scribe-duties in my trusted hands whilst he gallivanted off somewhere (or perhaps he was just too idle to turn up). Either way I’ve pretty much forgotten what happened so the pictures will have to tell their own story. I do recall that those of us who weren’t away at the Nash Hash would have been treated to the exact same run the week before. Hares felt justified in following exactly the same trail 2 weeks running as for some reason the previous week no-one turned up at the RV, to the extent that the ratio of hares to hashers was one-to-one (perhaps no-body likes Foreskin). At least this time there were a healthy (in number, not physical ability) number of hashers and the trail could be put to good use. Perhaps too well-used as hashers found themselves on trails to nowhere and a breakaway faction of Can’tPull and Geli refused to believe when the hares called them back. Whilst reassured that there were checks, we seemed to do a f**k of a lot of non-stop running. Whilst I vaguely recall finding a check just beyond a small drainage ditch, everyone else had decided to jump the ditch thereby shortcutting and missing the check completely. Ah well, serves the SCBs right that they didn’t get to rest up a bit. Not content with relentless running, the hares announced that we had options: long option or not quite so (but almost as) long option. As the long option was actually on paper we took it, but a pointless loop later we all met up again. From then on we followed a sort of winding on-road/off-road trail across the sand until, 5 minutes short of the hour we arrived (gratefully) at the B-point and the beer-chest.
Almost lost - Can’tPull and Geli
Fleet of Aussie foot
The long way or the long way?
Stylish (?) Hares	The Circle There was a short delay before the circle was convened, as emergency bush-collapsing support had to be provided by Can’tPull and his gangers. It seems that overloading extends beyond buses and trucks in Bangladesh! In the end the usual abuse could commence and GM Penís had the hares in for the verdict on the run: ‘bollox’ as always. Next up was a virgin with a severe case of marine-itus to the head, but he seemed happy enough. There were welcome backs for Hareless and JollyRogered and goodbyes for SlipperyHole and someone I have no clue to the identity of except that he’s from the Netherlands; DD to ‘Eurotrash’. Bashir got his 25 run certificate which would have been handed over in Bandarban at the Nash Hash if the daft bugger hadn’t balked at the idea of sharing a room with Josh and 2-bottles (well, wouldn’t you) and had booked himself onto the first flight back to Dhaka. PubicHare had reached a respectable 125 so shared his DD with Bashir. 50-run get-a-lifers 5-year-old-shit and Extortionist got their cool 50 run mugs and then I think that was it for the preliminaries, so on to religious advice from WebFart. As I really have no friggin idea what people got down downs for I’ll simply share the headlines and let you make your own minds up: Penís and challenger for: ‘old tired bastard and electric helper’; Extortionist and 5-year-old-shit and a rendition of ‘they’re the meanest’ – maybe cos we got no food or t-shirts (cheap bastards); I think this is the point that the US embassy guys/marines all sprinted off into the distance – heads up for incoming missiles perhaps! BlowJob with her unmatched purple: ‘sartorial elegance’; Foreskin on colours that don’t match with red: ‘upside down sartorial elegance’; LBH, Syphie, Penís for all bearing some responsibility for the fact that beers were being served in Dhaka ‘Gay’ Hash mugs – haven’t we got perfectly good (although cheap) DMHHH mugs? DD to the ‘cheap hash mugs’; Having got fed up, RAing was turned over to 5-year-old-shit. Again a summary of misdemeanours as I’m buggered if I can remember the details (doing well though aint I?). Homeless: ‘David Hasslehoff’ perhaps he thinks he is? Homeless (again?): for 3 calls on the hash – obviously a ‘husband looking for Homeless’; Oh bloody hell, now it’s BumDeal as RA; none of this f**king mix-n-match if I’m ever GM!!!!! Josh the ‘topless one’; 5-year-old-shit went for a tuck and roll as he tripped on his threadbare shoes; KBKC’s shoes must have been crap as well. Both of them ‘cheap bastards’ Almost lost Horse’sArse because he stayed on paper and went the ‘long way round’; How can Geli call 5-yr-old-shit a cheap bastard after 50 runs when Geli got his 400^th and didn’t provide any food, beer, t-shirts etc – he’s the ‘cheap bastard’; Back to RA WebFart – for f**k’s sake guys make up your minds!!!!! Mike Cowell and his i-pod is the ‘worst hasher ever’’ 5-year old shit as RA again. That’s it, I give up, make up the rest yourselves. On paper… Warm&Fluffy
25 to 125
50 run mugs
Sartorial elegance – or not
‘Gay hash ‘ mugs – yuch
Topless and shoe crap